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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her read more
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.