Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your read more

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.