Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.