Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve read more

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.