Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.