A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a read more

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.