Maxioms by Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.
The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.
Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes read more
Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of read more
High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
