There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.".

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.