Lewis Grizzard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. (Perhaps Cy Burnett)
.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. (Perhaps Cy Burnett)
.

Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.

Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.