Maxioms by Lewis Grizzard
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.
