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A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.
Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.
Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
