Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.