He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.