There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. read more

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.