All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

From the dark end of the street -- To the bright side of the road -- We'll be lovers once read more

From the dark end of the street -- To the bright side of the road -- We'll be lovers once again on the -- Bright side of the road

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

You are my lover and I am your mistress and kingdoms and empires and governments have tottered and succumbed before read more

You are my lover and I am your mistress and kingdoms and empires and governments have tottered and succumbed before now to that mighty combination.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. read more

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.

I had a lovers quarrel with the world.

I had a lovers quarrel with the world.