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    All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

by Billy Crystal Found in: Men Quotes, Sex Quotes,
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A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Men Quotes,
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Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. read more

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.

by Jerry Rubin Found in: Men Quotes,
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Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

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Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

by Mae West Found in: Men Quotes,
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Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

by Jonathan Swift Found in: Men Quotes,
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Men Quotes,
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It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

by B. Earl Puckett Found in: Men Quotes,
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Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

by Mae West Found in: Men Quotes,
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