Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.