Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past