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    Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

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In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

by Croesus Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

by B. Earl Puckett Found in: Men Quotes,
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Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

by Elliot Paul Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

by S. C. Hall Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this read more

Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.

by Norman Douglas Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

by Richard Crashaw Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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