A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

All married women are not wives.

All married women are not wives.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.