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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
 Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation 
with the maximum of opportunity.  
 Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation 
with the maximum of opportunity. 
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with read more
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their read more
People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.
The heart of marriage is memories.
The heart of marriage is memories.