Maxioms by Joey Adams
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
