Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.