Maxioms by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
