Maxioms by Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
