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Same-sex marriage is not the future.
Same-sex marriage is not the future.
The homegrown tomato is best
(in reference to choosing a marriage partner).
The homegrown tomato is best
(in reference to choosing a marriage partner).
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.
Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
