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If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't read more
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.