Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping read more

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

I feel we are all islands - in a common sea.

I feel we are all islands - in a common sea.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.