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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.
I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's
butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British read more
I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's
butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British intelligence.
It turns out he only took up residence in 95.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.
You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.
People change over the years, and that changes situations for good and for bad.
People change over the years, and that changes situations for good and for bad.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
