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WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but read more
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one read more
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
