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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.