Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty

Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more

Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.