Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.