Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

My family comes first. Maybe that\'s what makes me different from other guys.

My family comes first. Maybe that\'s what makes me different from other guys.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they read more

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

The family is the first essential cell of human society.

The family is the first essential cell of human society.

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.