Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat