Maxioms by Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
