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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

by Woody Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

by Woody Allen Found in: Smoking Quotes,
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.

by Woody Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sense of humor Quotes,
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