Maxioms by Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
