Maxioms by Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
