Maxioms by Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
