Will Rogers

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans