Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session read more

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers