Mark Twain

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old read more

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Be good and you will be lonesome

Be good and you will be lonesome