Maxioms by Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
