Mark Twain

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.

I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.

Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are read more

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.