Maxioms by Mark Twain
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home read more
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".
