Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty read more

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.