Mark Twain

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and read more

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.