Mark Twain

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may read more

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.