Mark Twain

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy--give one and take ten.

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy--give one and take ten.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger