Maxioms by Mark Twain
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
