Maxioms by Mark Twain
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the read more
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.
Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.