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My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Insults Quotes,
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Television Quotes,
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Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Truth Quotes,
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