Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
