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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Woman Quotes,
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Military Quotes,
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

by Groucho Marx Found in: Wives Quotes,
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Success Quotes,
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