Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
