Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.