Golf Quotes ( 10 - 20 of 22 )
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
