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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy read more
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards read more
A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards that we have for women than we have for men.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has read more
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you read more
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
