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The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by read more
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in the darkness.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards read more
A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards that we have for women than we have for men.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, read more
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love read more
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
