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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by read more
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in the darkness.
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love read more
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different read more
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, read more
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
