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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, read more
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
He who teaches children learns more than they do
He who teaches children learns more than they do
A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the read more
A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the child learns to lie.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you read more
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
Children are the keys of paradise.
Children are the keys of paradise.
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from read more
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
