Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.