Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising promotes that divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status.

Advertising promotes that divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.