I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but read more

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.