Maxioms by Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
