Maxioms by Fred Allen
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
