Maxioms by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
