Maxioms by Fred Allen
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
