Fred Allen

All television is children's television.

All television is children's television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be read more

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.