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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.