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When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5 and you know he can afford less than that, thank him read more
When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5 and you know he can afford less than that, thank him profusely. When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5,000 and you know he could afford five times that, say "that will help." -Robert H. Schullder.
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.
A manufacturing district . . . sends out, as it were, suckers
into all its neighborhood.
A manufacturing district . . . sends out, as it were, suckers
into all its neighborhood.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they read more
Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they just stand there and take their cut.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
In every age and clime we see,
Two of a trade can ne'er agree.
In every age and clime we see,
Two of a trade can ne'er agree.
