Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning

Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning

The commerce of the world is conducted by the strong, and usually it operates against the weak.

The commerce of the world is conducted by the strong, and usually it operates against the weak.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

Trade's proud empire hastes to swift decay.

Trade's proud empire hastes to swift decay.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Business? It's quite simple; it's other people's money.

Business? It's quite simple; it's other people's money.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.